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Pussy turd

Did you see Linda's baby, she thinks its cute but its really just a pussy turd.
by The Professor of Slackology January 27, 2011
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unicorn turds

an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.
Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.

Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.
by voldemort's nipple March 12, 2009
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turd tickler

A gay man's penis. Also may refer to a straight man's penis, if straight man is engaged in buttsecks.
Toby wanted to take Geoff's turd tickler for a spin.
by Pissening January 15, 2014
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Turd Muncher

A person who constantly has shit coming out of their mouth.
I can't believe you said that, you're such a turd muncher.
by Breezie's September 21, 2005
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Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.
I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.
by Memory Smythe January 8, 2008
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Turd Alert

A courtesy warning issued to a companion while walking that there is, in fact, a turd ahead in their trajectory.
Bro, I'm not sure if that was human or dog, but thanks to your Turd Alert, I didn't have to find out the hard way!
by fling! December 18, 2011
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nose turd

a booger,mucose
i just flung a nose turd at the teacher
by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha October 20, 2008
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