Trent

I've come to make an announcement. Trent the Trademark is a Cool-ass motherfucker. He is so fucking cool. That's right, he took his Trademark epic-ness out and i said that it was "this big" and he said "thank you". So I'm making a callout post on my Dictonary Dot Com. Trent the Trademark, you got a cool personality, it's equal to the cost of this gold bar except way bigger, and guess what? Here's what my personality looks like: (explosion noises) That's right baby. All poop, no cool, no epic. look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He is so epic so guess what? I'm gonna give him choccy milk! That's right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER MILK! Except I'm not gonna give him choccy milk. I'm gonna go bigger! I'M POURING CHOCCY MILK ON HIM! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I POURED CHOCCY MILK ON TRENT, YOU COOL MAN! You have 3 seconds before the choccy milk Drrrrrrroplets hit trents fucking head, now say ur epic before I pour choccy milk on you too.
Trent is so fucking cool.
by khmnzryn December 05, 2020
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Trent has a dick longer than the peninsula of Florida
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A actual dick to everyone. Plays hockey and takes trash talking to another level(called my disabled brother stuff I can never forget). Really bad and needs to stop playing cheap.
Oh it’s that fucking dick Trent.
by The one and only Cam June 18, 2019
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A Trent is the best person to ever come into your life. There is no one like him; he is the kind of guy authors write books about. He’ll always be there for you, especially if he loves you. He loves taking baths even when he’s not dirty, smoking weed, and going to the beach. He usually has blonde hair that looks like a mushroom, intense brown eyes, and a voice that could make any girl shudder. He LOVES reading. He was probably obsessed with foxes ever since childhood. He’s a little bit ghetto (ratatata), and it’s adorable when he laughs. Trent has a soft side that you only ever get to see if you are trusted by him. He is very misjudged by people he is not close with. He makes you feel like the most special person in the world. When he loves you, you have the world. Don’t ever mess up with a Trent; they will leave, as you only get one chance, and always have a place in your heart.
Person 1: Do you still love Trent?
Person 2: Yes, but I’m afraid he doesn’t feel the same anymore.
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The lover of all nigels in the world. Only has intimate relationships with Nigel Thomas.
Trent makes love to Nigel.
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Trent is the best
by Somebodywholovestrent February 21, 2021
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You are the sweetest person in the world and make me feel so good. I love you so much and you are the best bf ever❣️
Trent is the best
by Somebodywholovestrent February 21, 2021
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