trail grommet

a lesbian aka jon mozer

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

Snail Trail

When you’re getting finished off and you end up finishing off with cum all up your chest like a snail trail

Dude! My girlfriend finished me off and she snail trailed me!

by Superhobo13 February 10, 2020

trail boner

A male runner who goes a little over the top when it comes to other runners. This type of displayed envy and drama is not well received. Fellow runners will roll their eyes in annoyance.

Man, that guy needs to dial it back. He gets a trail boner anytime (that runner) is around…

by NatashaRomanov October 15, 2022

trail bunny

Trail bunny (noun) a woman who dates professional dog mushers. Generally used to refer to women that hop from one winner to the next each season.

Damn, check out Brent Sass's new girl. Wait, didn't she used to be with Dallas Seavey?

Ya, she's a total trail bunny

by Montana moonshadow July 31, 2016

Semen Trail

The social paper trail that is left after a man has sex with too many girls.

Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.

by attend, check, on alert November 4, 2017

The Appalachian Trail

1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.

Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.

by cilerder86 June 24, 2009

hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.

"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"

by kittyme May 22, 2010