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hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
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chem trail

a total kyle: dude you have any chem trails here
random dude: yeah bro they are in the table in the back
by twitchbitch May 15, 2021
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Semen Trail

The social paper trail that is left after a man has sex with too many girls.
Melanie recently left her husband, all she had to do was follow the semen trail to know who he's been with.
by attend, check, on alert November 4, 2017
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brain trail

Retracting the steps in the mind that lead back to where one bookmarked a certain site in one's browser.
A line of text reminded me of an image I bookmarked in my browser last month that I wanted to show the writer, so I went on a brain trail.
by Loola April 11, 2008
mugGet the brain trailmug.

trail boner

A male runner who goes a little over the top when it comes to other runners. This type of displayed envy and drama is not well received. Fellow runners will roll their eyes in annoyance.
Man, that guy needs to dial it back. He gets a trail boner anytime (that runner) is around…
by NatashaRomanov October 15, 2022
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Snail Trail

When you’re getting finished off and you end up finishing off with cum all up your chest like a snail trail
Dude! My girlfriend finished me off and she snail trailed me!
by Superhobo13 February 10, 2020
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trail grommet

a lesbian aka jon mozer
by Anonymous May 30, 2003
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