Horton hears a toot

This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him

My friend farted really bad and it stank I replied with Horton hears a toot

by RubyRubyRoo July 22, 2023

I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure

"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"

by meatyluvers April 4, 2016

Skip to my Toot

The act of farting while you skip in mid air. In reference to the professional basketball player Rafer Alston who is more commonly known in his streetball days as "Skip to my Lou".

"Dude you just missed it! That kid just pulled a 'skip to my toot'! Kid just tooted in mid air while he was skippin!"

by CeJ x NaSTy September 14, 2009

toot gone bad

When a (fart) turns into a bowel movement you were not expecting.

I had to go change my underwear, due to a toot gone bad.

by BruinFn4Lf December 29, 2007

can't toot for pootin'

Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."

Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!

Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!

by Jackalman April 14, 2009

Toot ‘n’ scoot

When you place your butt on your sex partners chest, release the shit inside of it then scoot down there torso smearing it in. Once you have reached your partners stomach you bounce up and down until they either throw up, shit them selves, or die.

Jessie was being bad so I gave her the old toot ‘n’ scoot

by QOP69 April 20, 2021

Toots McGee

the name of the baby bob

damn that toots mcgee is cute.

by lre December 28, 2005