The act of farting while you skip in mid air. In reference to the professional basketball player Rafer Alston who is more commonly known in his streetball days as "Skip to my Lou".
"Dude you just missed it! That kid just pulled a 'skip to my toot'! Kid just tooted in mid air while he was skippin!"
by CeJ x NaSTy September 14, 2009
This is a term from the 1960’s which John F Kennedy himself said to his stank wife who farted in bed next to him
by RubyRubyRoo July 23, 2023
by Lilly Rose22 May 09, 2011
by BruinFn4Lf November 30, 2007
Southern term meaning that one cannot accomplish the goal ahead because a similar goal is holding him or her back. "Can't win for losing."
Jim Bob: Hell I wanna start worshin' them 'maters but I keep findin' bugs in them corn I'm tryin' ta shuck!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
Jeb: Boy you can't toot for pootin'!
by Jackalman April 14, 2009
When you place your butt on your sex partners chest, release the shit inside of it then scoot down there torso smearing it in. Once you have reached your partners stomach you bounce up and down until they either throw up, shit them selves, or die.
by QOP69 April 20, 2021