Tomato Eyes

A condition commonly brought on by excessive smoking of Cannabis wherein the eyes are reddened to the point that they look as red as tomatoes.

Weed Marijuana Red Eye

Did you see the Willie Nelson concert last night? Yeah! He had awful tomato eyes the whole show!

by MJMole May 18, 2011

Taking the Tomato

The act of taking one's cherry or black cherry

Dude i heard that 9th floor RA just took the tomato of that blonde freshman with the forehead!?!!?

aww what a tool that RA is for taking the tomato...

by 9th floor whoree December 14, 2010

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.

I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.

by BigBrotherD June 28, 2015

tomato sludge

The first shit of the morning after a night of enjoying Nature's best fruit, the tomato. Due to tomatoes' high amount of fiber the stool will be soft, everywhere, and full of red tomato skins. Never be far from a toilet when you know you are going to have to make a tomato sludge.

Trever - "2 girls 1 cup would have been a far better production if they had my tomato sludge."

by AbstractPits February 2, 2023

tomato call

Saying something that is obviously not going to bring any good (from the act of throwing tomatoes at rotten people)

husband: "You got some new wrinkles wifey."
wife: "You knew that was a tomato call. Are you trying to get me mad?"
husband: "I am just being honest."

by lolandbehold March 7, 2012

Justin tomato

A really red guy

Justin tomato is redder than usual

by Yourclassmate May 9, 2018

polishing a tomato

It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..

If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.

by PutterPutterNutterButter July 13, 2016