toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

burn the toast

Smoking hella weed

Dude wanna go burn the toast

by gajauev267 November 17, 2014

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017

off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

Retro Toasted

The process that occurs when you toast your bread and save it for a snack later and the toast reverts back to more of a bread-like form.

Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!

by obiwanjabroni27 December 7, 2016

rhino toast

The morning hardened residue of sex and such from the night before.

Vicky: "Damn girl, what happend last night?"

Candace: "Not sure, but i'm rhino toasted and i really need a shower."

by buddypuffnut December 31, 2010

Just Toast

HoYeon Jung's daddy

Just Toast and HoYeon Jung got married 10-9-21

by Sfnefnetqjrykeykrykryqlrykegev October 10, 2021