Takin' the toast

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.

"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.

by mega miles December 17, 2008

Naked Toast

Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.

"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."

by Westridge massive January 14, 2014

Noeltella on toast

Those of you who are fans of the mighty Noel Fielding one half of the comedy duo, The Mighty Boosh will enjoy eating Noeltella on toast and/or pancakes. This is your basic nutella on toast and/or pancakes. But it is Boosh related so tastes yummier. :D

Rachel: Oi!! Squire, fancy some Noeltella on toast while we Noel it up???
Squire:Why certainly ball bag.

by PlanPony January 18, 2008

off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017

Retro Toasted

The process that occurs when you toast your bread and save it for a snack later and the toast reverts back to more of a bread-like form.

Cant't wait to eat this sandwich, I even toasted the bread! *pulls out sandwich* Oh darn, my toast has become retro toasted!

by obiwanjabroni27 December 7, 2016

rhino toast

The morning hardened residue of sex and such from the night before.

Vicky: "Damn girl, what happend last night?"

Candace: "Not sure, but i'm rhino toasted and i really need a shower."

by buddypuffnut December 31, 2010