toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

by analdestroyed April 18, 2018

Toasted Bread

Someone who is white and has a very visible tan.

Bro! You're a piece of toasted bread! Need to quit hanging out in the sun

by kylizzie May 31, 2017

Just Toast

HoYeon Jung's daddy

Just Toast and HoYeon Jung got married 10-9-21

by Sfnefnetqjrykeykrykryqlrykegev October 10, 2021

Christmas Toast

An amazing piece of holiday toast, that has inspired many people across the world to suck up to theyre parents to get the gifts they want.

On Christmas eve, Keenan Cameron prepares and feeds Christmas toast to his family.

by Mynarski December 9, 2010

Naked Toast

Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.

"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."

by Westridge massive January 14, 2014

off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

Noeltella on toast

Those of you who are fans of the mighty Noel Fielding one half of the comedy duo, The Mighty Boosh will enjoy eating Noeltella on toast and/or pancakes. This is your basic nutella on toast and/or pancakes. But it is Boosh related so tastes yummier. :D

Rachel: Oi!! Squire, fancy some Noeltella on toast while we Noel it up???
Squire:Why certainly ball bag.

by PlanPony January 18, 2008