Max can be a super cool guy at times. He can often he seen stroking his beard in several different ways, depending on his state of mind. Although, most of the time he’s just stoopy and drinks from a super noisy water bottle! Gives people real 1/4 bottle empty feels...
Girl: What’s that noise? It’s so annoying
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
Boy: Ugh, that’s just stoopy Max and his water bottle
Girl: *makes water bottle noise*
by Sootyash April 10, 2019
Get the Maxmug. 
He loves to take girls out for food usually Nando’s, he is usually extremely strong and don’t put up with bull shit, he usually goes for blondes, he is extremely handsome, he wants back but small breast, he is rich and has a big penis
by Ruby Atkinson October 26, 2019
Get the Maxmug. 1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."
"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
"Nah, he pulled a Max."
"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
by LargePeterson July 17, 2018
Get the a Maxmug. by Really facts 69 666 November 18, 2019
Get the Maxmug. short for maximillian. Is a example of how crazy a human can be, is the god of himself and will dominates when needed. Tries his best to get as much attention as possible and gets what's he wants when he wants
also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed
also he's pretty good lookin' and bets in bed
by gayestfaium December 5, 2017
Get the Maxmug.