nickname given to James May of Top Gear on BBC. he earned the title through losing almost all competitions held between the three hosts of the show and for his generally slow driving style.
"Sorry were so slow. James May is driving."- jeremy clarkson
"We've got captain slow behind the wheel of a diesel towing a caravan."- jeremy clarkson
"I really enjoy this speed. And I'm captain slow."- james may
"We've got captain slow behind the wheel of a diesel towing a caravan."- jeremy clarkson
"I really enjoy this speed. And I'm captain slow."- james may
by |STRYKER| August 24, 2006
Tim: My grandpa's gross. He slept with my girlfriend's sister.
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America
Alan: He sounds like a real Captain America
by SovietRyan April 20, 2015
Captain LIMON formally known as Ramiro Soto is a mythical being so powerful it is said he could cause Noah’s flood with the squeeze of hit tits. Captain LIMON is so important he carries the lifestyle of someone as important as Johnny Sins. He has several characters like Bitcoin LIMON, snitch LIMON, framer LIMON, drunk cool party LIMON etc. LIMON’s main ability is to take a 3 month break after it’s too much.
Captain LIMON is my hero.
by rjtnnn June 03, 2021
A name for a player in Halo3 that grabs the Sniper Rifle on Sandtrap and goes out to one of the far corners of the open desert map and snipes people. The name derives from a film clip featured in the Bungie Favorites where it shows a player named "Captain Kill" sniping from the a far edge of the map.
by Kamikazi Kat August 07, 2008
describes the act of opening one's flip mobile phone by snapping it open with a flick of the wrist, Star Trek-communicator-style. Eventually leads to phone breakage, sometimes with the top half of the phone flying across the room as it snaps from the base.
"Dude! I Captain Kirked my phone last night and it broke in half!"
"Heather, if you don't stop Captain Kirking your phone so much, you are going to have to stop buying flip phones!"
"Heather, if you don't stop Captain Kirking your phone so much, you are going to have to stop buying flip phones!"
by senor _coconut_1 January 10, 2008
by mi_ve May 01, 2006
Some failboat captains and an honorable mention.
Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
Arthur Anderson was the biggest failboat captain of modern times.
Many of the Roman Emperors. (Think: instead of, I will not negotiate with terrorists, think: Non spectabo cum tribus, or I will not meet with tribes.)
Adolf Hittler. (He was high too, maybe that got him promoted from ensign.)
George Bush narrowly avoid the title because America somehow survived.
by Montantanto January 28, 2009