When you’re so drunk you black out and use all of the knowledge you’ve obtained from 5 years of college to simultaneously throw up in a toilet while shitting in a tiny trash can.
by sammysamsamsam June 20, 2020
Get the The Sammug. by pseudonym poop March 26, 2013
Get the Sammug. She is as sweet as can be, she feels a whole damn lot so don't let her eat her feelings. She's quirky and nice, and will beg for your forgiveness and approval. If a Sam takes your place in a friends friend group don't be mad, be glad she was not CE enough to set her her foot and dignity in a place u wouldn't dare to stay in any longer
....Sam......
by Cherryblossomhonesty! June 2, 2020
Get the Sammug. by Ilikechickens1 October 23, 2019
Get the Sammug. Awesome great guy who is very religious but is still kind. A best friend. Great and smart. induces sexual attraction from hot women.
by Phrophetsam.awesome September 4, 2013
Get the Sammug. Acronym for Self Absorbed Male. Acronym derives from a couple in Canada, over a big ego boyfriend and annoyed girlfriend.
Sam: Hey sweetie, have u noticed my biceps have gotten bigger.
El: eh... yeah... have u ever wondered what ur name stands for?
Sam: hm... no
El: i'm sure it's an acronym for Self Absorbed Male.
El: eh... yeah... have u ever wondered what ur name stands for?
Sam: hm... no
El: i'm sure it's an acronym for Self Absorbed Male.
by Sanjiro September 20, 2008
Get the sammug. A good friend(s) of mine:
1.) Sam; a punk, scene girl who likes to have fun and just be herself. She's a great girl who has to watch her sister way too much.
2.) Sam; a cool girl that doesn't live on base but have beome very fond of over the last few months. She's likes to hang out with me and my close friends. A little perverted but nothing no one I know can't handle.
1.) Sam; a punk, scene girl who likes to have fun and just be herself. She's a great girl who has to watch her sister way too much.
2.) Sam; a cool girl that doesn't live on base but have beome very fond of over the last few months. She's likes to hang out with me and my close friends. A little perverted but nothing no one I know can't handle.
Sam # 1 & 2: Both very cool girls who often find themselves in awkward situations with me and my buddies
by PaperclipKiller July 25, 2009
Get the Sammug.