That drawing looks like a "striped-horse"
by cebra July 6, 2008
Get the Striped-Horsemug. by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006
Get the horse cackmug. by waynekotke July 15, 2016
Get the horse potatoesmug. by Vengeance June 5, 2005
Get the Floppy Horsemug. A man who wears a silicone horse mask and dances around with friends who hold a boom box often playing dubstep. Party horses are quite popular at high school cross country meets. The horse and its maens are loved by all.
"Look at those cross country guys with the party horse, those maens are probably having a great time!"
by scxcrunner October 29, 2011
Get the Party Horsemug. A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
TRUST ME.
Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more common than you think.
How common?
Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!
Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their head, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.
Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."
And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.
by Willard A. Price III June 13, 2008
Get the sewer horsemug. An equestrian female who thoroughly enjoys posting pictures of herself with/on horses all over social media. The phrase is often pronounced and sounds best with a thick Boston accent.
(Two young men from the New York/Boston area)
Jimmy: Hey Tommy, what's wrong with that girl over there?
Tommy: Gee whiz, Jimmy! She's a fackin horse chick!
Jimmy: No wonder my twitta's been jammed with pictures of her with those ugly animals!
Jimmy: Hey Tommy, what's wrong with that girl over there?
Tommy: Gee whiz, Jimmy! She's a fackin horse chick!
Jimmy: No wonder my twitta's been jammed with pictures of her with those ugly animals!
by Magic Mob June 17, 2013
Get the Horse Chickmug.