anxiety failure

When someone, specifically someone who likes/wants/has printers, wants to have anxiety but ultimately fails.

That girl just had an anxiety failure last night.

by MerBudd January 21, 2022

Miserable Failure

The 2011 Boston Red Sox

Marvin partnered up with Alicia in a Mixed Doubles Tennis match against Graham and Evelyn, they led 6-0 5-0 40-0, but lost the match 6-0, 5-7, 0-6, what a miserable failure!

by PhoenixGamer34 July 24, 2021

Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.

I want a Piano Failures

by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022

Failure

Failure doesn't have to be something you repeat, but if you do repeat it, and if it does take 50 times to learn something, then take 50 times to learn something.

Failure doesn't have to keep you from doing what comes next.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Failure

The so-called "Two Party system."

The Two Party system is a failure and needs to be broken up.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

A Failure

Elizabeth

She’s more a failure than Steven He

by Nballard December 14, 2021

Failure Fart

When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.

OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?

by SKULLYARD January 17, 2025