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weed

A safe, clean, fun way to interact with one's inner self and resolve internal issues; a euphoric gift from god that make# any night, song, movie, book, long trip better; I feel bad for those who look down on weed, I would smoke for the rest of my life if I could. Aka: kush, ganja, kaya, pot, smoke, zags, joints, spliff, blunt, bongs, Mary Jane, marijuana, cannibis, grass, green, etc.

There is nothing worse than running out of this.
1: u ready to cheech & chong to Cali?
2: of course, let's get chinese-eyes to jamaican-seeds.
1: u put the weed in a zag and I'll make a blunt.
2: *cough* ooh that the bomb, son.
by bongsmokeispurple July 2, 2014
mugGet the weedmug.

Weed

Yo u smoke weed?
Yeah man
Daaaaam ur so cool
by WeedWeed420VeryCool June 29, 2020
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Weed

Vine says it all.
Chris! Is that a weed?
No, this is a cray-
I'm calling the police!
911 what's your emergency?
*X-Files music*
by Antisepticeye May 7, 2018
mugGet the Weedmug.

Weeding

When you are having a campfire and the you take a used paper plate, leaves, and an assorted bunch of grasses, and you roll them up into a joint and you light it on fire using the campfire.
That dumbass Ian over there is so retarded, he thought he would get high from Weeding.
by Theepicboss2 December 12, 2016
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weed

A euphemism for marijuana.

Should be "smoked... everyday", according to the famous rapper Snoop Dogg in "The Next Episode". It is not known if he does in fact smoke pot every day. He probably does.

This phrase has spawned a zillion joke variants, including Super Mario with Weed, and plenty of remixes that repeat the important message of the song. If you couldn't guess, that's "smoke weed everyday".

Also commonly known as "pot", "grass", and "green".
by Brodo_Swaggins October 16, 2016
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Weed

weed is one of the most beautiful things ever. It helps you sleep makes you happy cures your anxiety and just helps you in general. And that is weed
Kid 1: Hey wanna smoke some weed?
Kid 2: No! It’ll kill you!
Kid 1:No it doesn’t it helps you in all type of ways

Kid 2: Well if it helps you...let’s smoke some weed!
by i’m.swag March 18, 2021
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Weeded

When someone is really high but not that high but kinda really high and does dumb stuff.
Hey dude, your really weeded.
by yakkkk_smartone January 30, 2019
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