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Pitty Titties

When yo girl has boob sweat and they smell like body odor from your armpits...Pitty Titty
Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela and started sucking her titties before I had to stop because she had Pitty Titties...she got pissed I couldn't continue as I told her to take a shower.
by uncle druuuu September 1, 2020
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titty-lingus

The act of manipulating the nipples of a large breasted woman with your mouth and tongue to achieve sexual arousal of said woman.
Carl’s mom loves it when I perform titty-lingus on her after Carl goes to bed.
by 360 Motor December 7, 2022
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titty sandwhich

when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts
scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy
by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009
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titanic titties

A woman with large breasts.
Or breasts resembling Leonardo dicaprio and Kate winslet. Or resembling the actual titanic.
"Whoa bitch get out my face with ya titanic titties"

Emily: dude did you see those?
Jake: yea dude those were some titanic titties.
Emily: I thought it was the real life movie, so realistic.
by Titanic tittie maker December 19, 2013
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slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
by bdeggz January 30, 2016
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titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.
My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.
by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021
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titty whop

When a woman intentionally smacks a person with her titties in a horizontal slapping motion.
That bitch titty whoped me after I told her I had aids.
by Beefonstick February 22, 2009
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