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slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game
"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."
by bdeggz January 30, 2016
mugGet the slap the tittymug.

titty whop

When a woman intentionally smacks a person with her titties in a horizontal slapping motion.
That bitch titty whoped me after I told her I had aids.
by Beefonstick February 22, 2009
mugGet the titty whopmug.

nipple titties

When your nipples are so large they engulf the breasts they lay upon.
Damn. That bitch got nipple titties for sure. I feel like pizza.
by Doodred September 17, 2016
mugGet the nipple tittiesmug.

titty cat

A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.
My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.
by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021
mugGet the titty catmug.

sweet tittie

"sweet tittie, you totally just nailed that put"

"dude that chick has some sweet tittie(s)"
by Cory B December 2, 2005
mugGet the sweet tittiemug.

Pitty Titties

When yo girl has boob sweat and they smell like body odor from your armpits...Pitty Titty
Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela and started sucking her titties before I had to stop because she had Pitty Titties...she got pissed I couldn't continue as I told her to take a shower.
by uncle druuuu September 1, 2020
mugGet the Pitty Tittiesmug.

titty sandwhich

when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts
scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy
by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009
mugGet the titty sandwhichmug.

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