Damn bro, I was hooking up with Michaela and started sucking her titties before I had to stop because she had Pitty Titties...she got pissed I couldn't continue as I told her to take a shower.
by uncle druuuu September 1, 2020
Get the Pitty Tittiesmug. by Beefonstick February 22, 2009
Get the titty whopmug. when a persons head is shoved in between a womens breasts or if it is an unlucky person a large males breasts
scott- dude you see that couple over there making a titty sandwhich?
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy
derrick- ya, that is one lucky guy
by dan the man b-dog November 11, 2009
Get the titty sandwhichmug. by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017
Get the Titty burglarmug. A historical medical phenomenon which a female’s titties proceed to shrivel up and fall off of their chest. In 1476 BC, Egyptian Pharaoh Hatshepsut was the first recorded incident of this monumental moment in a females life. Ancient Egyptian culture introduced the goddess “Titty Kittie,” The goddess who blesses a woman with her presence once a year when she comes by at night to collect the titties that have fallen off a woman’s chest. In exchange for a woman’s titties, the titty kitty leaves a small piece of jewelry on a woman’s night stand along with a more voluptuous set of titties for the woman to wear out over the course of the following year.
My goodness Becky, your titties look phenomenal today! You must have given up your vegan diet because the titty cat finally blessed you with a gorgeous pair of titties.
by Becky Vegan January 16, 2021
Get the titty catmug. by jazzy~baby April 8, 2009
Get the Titty Wildmug. a real man's way, rejecting the wimpy spoonerisms of lesser men, of referring to a woman's disproportionately large breasts
by brown s. cinnamon November 7, 2007
Get the biggol tittiesmug.