I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

Tin Badge

A wannabe cop. A self-appointed vigilante. Daydreams of rationalized violence in the name of protecting a vulnerable society.

"He was enough of a tin badge to draw hecklers, and he was carrying live ammunition"

by Filto November 8, 2021

Tin can radius

The act of traveling to the perimeter of the limits that you are currently confined to.

Im going to hop in my car and do a tin can radius of my 10km travel restriction

by crylaughingemonji July 30, 2021

jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 15, 2017

Rusty Tin Man

What happens after Dorothy sits on the Tin Man's face

The rusty tin man never wins!

by BeatleBabe007 November 19, 2024