Meaty Bow Tie

The wrapping of one's penis around the base of the scrotum and then held tight against the inner thigh without using one's hands.

I showed her the meaty bow tie and that's how I met your mother.

by buttdavehead May 01, 2014

Tie her shoes

V. The act of manual female stimulation; often masturbation

Tessa became so aroused at the idea of liquid lean cuisine, she was forced to find a private area to go tie her shoes.

by Fletchmastaflex May 10, 2012

russian bow-tie

when you slit someones throat and pull their tongue through the hole or slit.

yo those russian mofo be trippin and givin' dem boyz da russian bow-tie

by Alexi666 May 15, 2008

Tie-dye poop

when you take a shit and it has swirls of different colored browns.

The was the craziest tie-dye poop I have ever seen

by Bouch March 03, 2005

how to tie a noose

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

by Theredpie May 12, 2017

blue collar tie

The overgrowth of facial hair on a man's neck. the unkempt, rugged look often seen on blue collar workers.

Butch was turned away from the gala because his blue collar tie was unacceptable.

by WiffleKing April 04, 2010

Clapham Bow-Tie

The act of wearing a flashing red bike light on the collar of your shirt in a similar manner to a bow-tie.

"I am going to a rave tonight. I had better not forget my Clapham bow-tie"

by Domingo Cortez March 19, 2009