Easter Sunday. Christ came back from the dead on a Sunday. Zombies come back from the dead. Ergo, Zombie Sunday.
"Hey, what are you doing for Zombie Sunday?"
"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."
"My family is dragging me to church, but after that it's a six pack of Spaten and some George Romero movies."
by nephlim January 26, 2008
A company or organization website that suffers from a chronic failure to update its contents. Zombie sites are common among small service businesses (e.g. accounting and consulting, accommodation, tourism etc.) whose owners were once persuaded to "have a website" (usually because 'everyone else has one') but who subsequently take no active interest in maintaining its contents and relevance. A serious credibility gap creator.
A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.
Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.
A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.
Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.
"Hey check out this dumbass management consultant's zombie site. It punts one dude as an associate with hands-on expertise in strategic management who retired to Florida three years ago and brags about the principal completing a major project for a business that went tits up after the Vancouver Winter Olympics."
by Madelene January 01, 2013
An urban zombie is a person who works for at least 16 hours a day, usually from Monday to Saturday, without any overtime pay. He/she is from the Big 4 (EY, PwC, Deloitte, KPMG). Just like a real zombie, the urban zombie multiplies by eating the brains, spirit, willpower and a passion of fresh graduates, luring them with words like 'work-life balance' and invisible bonus packages.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
The only way to cure an urban zombie is called the RL vaccine (short for resignation letter vaccine). However, one cannot simply give the vaccine to an urban zombie, because an urban zombie's heart and mind is full of empty promises and tight deadlines.
A: Hey, have you seen C recently? He looks weird and tired.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
B: Ah yes, he's been working for PwC for three months, now.
A: Oh, he has turned into an urban zombie.
B: Yeah and it sucks, man.
by rjxtoday March 06, 2014
The name given to any man or woman whose crotch emits a stronger than socially-acceptable odor, even after a vigorous and thorough cleaning. The only logical conclusion would be that they are actively rotting.
"I was having sex last night with that guy I met last week and I discovered he has a zombie crotch! With every thrust a terrible blast of air slapped me in the face!"
by kenny rodgers November 25, 2013
Zombie Flipping is a term used to describe the "high" induced by mixing the drugs Krokodil and bathsalts. Side effects include rotting flesh and an insatiable hunger for human faces. Also known as "itchy-tasty" and and "Droppin' Dahmers".
Klyde: "Holly Buggering Bumble bee's Roger! Paul's chewing off his own bloody arm! has he gone MENTAL?"
Paul: "Nope, stupid bastards been ZOMBIE FLIPPING again, he's got a cravin for the ole' itchy tasty."
Paul: "Nope, stupid bastards been ZOMBIE FLIPPING again, he's got a cravin for the ole' itchy tasty."
by Eddie IZM December 10, 2014
by AnnieBanannie April 06, 2014
A party-goer, usually a freshman, intent on simply spacing out in line for the keg, thus adding nothing to the party.
by Trillionaire Club September 19, 2012