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Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".
"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.
by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 30, 2011
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pajama zombies

The hordes of midday shoppers at various stores like walmart who are wearing their pajamas and wondering around endlessly, seemingly doing nothing.
We need to get to the store before 10am before the Pajama Zombies starting showing up.
by The Dude Abides April 18, 2015
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Spitting zombie

Gladys was surprised by the immediate reaction of Warren’s spitting zombie since she barely touched it with her small, Deadpool-like hand.
by spittingzombie August 29, 2018
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zombie site

A company or organization website that suffers from a chronic failure to update its contents. Zombie sites are common among small service businesses (e.g. accounting and consulting, accommodation, tourism etc.) whose owners were once persuaded to "have a website" (usually because 'everyone else has one') but who subsequently take no active interest in maintaining its contents and relevance. A serious credibility gap creator.

A classic Zombie Site will have last had its basic platform updated in around 2008 and features staff profiles of individuals (zombies) who have long since left the firm. Zombie sites can also display obsolete products, out-dated html-gone-bad graphics and design elements, broken links and monthly newsletters that have long since petered out.

Even worse Zombie Sites are those ostensibly designed to promote on-line shopping where the product selections are permanently out-of-stock, unavailable, off the market etc.. - all because no one in these businesses has the time, wit, skills or motivation to keep them shipshape. These are major customer turn-offs.
"Hey check out this dumbass management consultant's zombie site. It punts one dude as an associate with hands-on expertise in strategic management who retired to Florida three years ago and brags about the principal completing a major project for a business that went tits up after the Vancouver Winter Olympics."
by Madelene January 1, 2013
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Zombie Flipping

Zombie Flipping is a term used to describe the "high" induced by mixing the drugs Krokodil and bathsalts. Side effects include rotting flesh and an insatiable hunger for human faces. Also known as "itchy-tasty" and and "Droppin' Dahmers".
Klyde: "Holly Buggering Bumble bee's Roger! Paul's chewing off his own bloody arm! has he gone MENTAL?"

Paul: "Nope, stupid bastards been ZOMBIE FLIPPING again, he's got a cravin for the ole' itchy tasty."
by Eddie IZM December 10, 2014
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Ra Zombie

Ra Zombie is a zombie that has an appearance of the Sun God Ra. He steals sun with his staff.
Ah yes, Teleport Ra Zombie, the classic combo.
by Absolutionist February 5, 2021
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Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.
by Fussganger May 4, 2009
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