Porn tree

During the heat of the summer or, occasionally, those rare cold moments in Las Vegas when undesirable conditions happen outside, the local porn vendors forego standing outside pushing their little cards and instead cram their literature into all the helpless limbs of the local foliage,then proceed to take refuge inside the climate controlled goodness. Thus creating the "porn tree".

"man it's hot out here".
"ya, but at least the porn trees are in full bloom".

by slick ass October 16, 2008

under the tree

an expression to describe when someone disses another and the victim is incapable of a comeback.

I left that bitch under the tree when she didn't thank me for opening the first door, so I let go of the second door and it hit her in the face.
damn yo, he left yo salty ass under the tree when he took your girl upstairs

by shsthaniel April 08, 2010

hippy tree

a sticker that you put up in random places.

dude i wonder how they got that hippy tree sticker there.

ya i know man its crazy!

by yeeeparty December 28, 2009

tree boxing

stalking behaviour,spying .trying to hide behind a tree, pole, watching somebody , with arms tucked in
usaually girlfriend, boyfriend

that bitch had me so fucked up i was tree boxing outside her house at 3:00 in the morning to see who she came home with

by mike(the mighty) quinn June 29, 2008

Tree-Fiddy!

$3.50

Dammit, monster, I ain't givin' you no tree-fiddy!

by iRepMyDougie March 18, 2011

Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn August 29, 2007

lorax tree

When your dick has fuzz on the tip of the dick instead of the normal pubic spot.

"My girlfriend was turned off after she saw my lorax tree"

"Doctor: I'm afraid you have a bad case of the lorax tree"

by Moist Asswipe March 30, 2017