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Jerk towel

An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.
Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.
by Moar semen May 15, 2016
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towel snapper

locker room antics, verbal and jocular behaviour, policical gamesmanship
by Kimpo February 21, 2009
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poopy towels

When you're on vaction in Disney Land, and people who are too fat get out the shower, and whipe their poopy asses with the clean towel, and then hang the towel up like a display for the next person to see.
Damn man...Ashley, and her mom left up some poopy towels. Thats redonkulous.
by Bubb Rubbbbbbbbb July 8, 2006
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wet towel

When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
Mom, I just caught Michael pulling a wet towel with your vibrator in the bathroom!
by picklemonkey June 17, 2006
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Hot Towel

When you throw a freshly used jiz rag in your girlfriend's face. The important thing is to act like you are offering her the towel to clean up with and then catch her by surprise and throw it in her face, while laughing.
After boning my boyfriend, he gave me a hot towel...I was so pissed!
by WhiteboyJC January 5, 2008
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Tail Towel

A towel placed between two sex partners and whatever they are laying/sitting on - to catch the mess created by vigourous sex.
I forgot to use a tail towel and I ended up having to replace the cushions on the couch.
by Mal Sinrazon July 24, 2007
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Taint Towel

A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
by Wolfgang7990 March 2, 2011
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