by Moar semen May 15, 2016
Get the Jerk towelmug. by Kimpo February 21, 2009
Get the towel snappermug. When you're on vaction in Disney Land, and people who are too fat get out the shower, and whipe their poopy asses with the clean towel, and then hang the towel up like a display for the next person to see.
by Bubb Rubbbbbbbbb July 8, 2006
Get the poopy towelsmug. When a man take his wife's vibrator and pumps it in and out of his ass while masturbating with the other hand... synchronously. Like a cartoon character drying himself with a towel.
by picklemonkey June 17, 2006
Get the wet towelmug. When you throw a freshly used jiz rag in your girlfriend's face. The important thing is to act like you are offering her the towel to clean up with and then catch her by surprise and throw it in her face, while laughing.
by WhiteboyJC January 5, 2008
Get the Hot Towelmug. A towel placed between two sex partners and whatever they are laying/sitting on - to catch the mess created by vigourous sex.
by Mal Sinrazon July 24, 2007
Get the Tail Towelmug. A towel that is usually "recycled" by being hung up to dry for the next person to use. It becomes a taint towel after a man uses it in a "flossing motion" to dry his private parts after a shower. The next person, not aware of the residue left on the now-dried towel, uses it to dry off.
Roommate 1: *Thoroughly dries his groin area in every nook and cranny. Then he hangs up the towel.*
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
Roommate 2: *Dries himself off after his shower*
"Hey, the towels in the bathroom don't smell too great. Did you remember to use detergent?"
Roommate 1: "Haw haw, you just got a face full of taint towel!!"
by Wolfgang7990 March 2, 2011
Get the Taint Towelmug.