Shock the Monkey 

As a sex position, the man performs the "Shocker" on his partner as she is held upside-down and performing fellatio. She then resembles a monkey clinging to a tree eating a banana.

Despite her fear of being dropped, she was more than happy to let him shock the monkey.

Shock the Monkey by CJustcallmeC December 7, 2014

the spanish smack 

when you cum in your hand and you smack a girl in the face cheek and splatter the cum everwhere

yo i was fuckin this bitch and then i gave her the spanish smack.

the spanish smack by rico mauripoo suave February 25, 2008

bone smack the queef 

Slang; used to be a meme in which you misspelled boń apitite. Yet, this in my opinion this is the best one.

Makenzi: *posts bone smack the queef on a tweet caption to be funny*

Maggi: Wow, that meme has been dead for years.

bone smack the queef by ilikepuggos May 5, 2018

smack the pope 

The act of masturbation; spin-off from flog the bishop.

Bobby O' likes to smack the pope.

smack the pope by Rrivers September 26, 2008

Orange is the New Snack

When your fingers turn orange from eating Cheetohs

Oh, brother. You've got a case of the Orange is the New Snack.
Clean thyself.

Orange is the New Snack by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

The Golden Sack 

While your partner is bent over and your taking her from behind she proceeds to piss on ur sac.. Leaving u with a warm wet golden sack...

<During Doggy Style Sex>

Dave: Babe u know how I love to take you from behind but my balls are getting cold.

Samantha: Don't worry honey i'll fix u up with The Golden sack..

Dave: Ahhhhhhhhh much better.. Thanks honey

Samantha: Anything for you sweety.. :)

The Golden Sack by Karl. S April 25, 2006

shock the world 

The act of putting the index and middle finger in the whole of the vagina, while putting the pinky finger in the ass hole.

Sam decided to shock the world of Sammi, he should wash his hands.

shock the world by 72u9qb2f90wf April 14, 2014