Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday

"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."

by bingolingo December 28, 2011

the monday yankees

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

Manhattan Monday

When you're taking a patients temperature by mouth, so they can only breathe through their nose, and you fart in their face.

Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday

by Ireallydont September 8, 2021

Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!

James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!

by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022

molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty

Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*

by koka_kola December 11, 2019

male monday

male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide

This tradition was made by GGCentral

Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday

by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020

mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.

"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"

by greenskill July 29, 2014