Jonah

ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.

girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”

by daddybella02 February 14, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah

Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.

by OhShitHi April 29, 2020

Jonah

His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.

Denise: Jonah is such a little bugger.

by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022

Jonah

You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️

Omg jonah are you breaking up w me?!

by People who did me dirty April 13, 2022

jonah valenti

big ass dick that girls will want

omg jonah valenti is coming

by khuav;uhefuv April 12, 2019

Jonah

Finds it REAAALLLLY hard not to make fun of everyone for doing this. Also, great at Frenching, btw.

That Jonah can’t ever just let us have fun.

by People who know. November 22, 2021

Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.

This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.

by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025