A grandaddy joint is a marijuana cigarette produced during times of desperation, made of many already-smoked spliff ends or roaches from previous smoking sessions. It is called a grandaddy because it is an old ass decrepit and sour joint reminiscent of the smell of elderly people, these spliffs are particularly difficult to inhale and are almost unenjoyable to smoke.
Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.
Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.
"Man got so fukn low on weed the other night i smoked a grandaddy joint with my grandad, was so stale it almost killed him"
"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"
"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"
by Thumbiwa August 13, 2018
Get the Grandaddy jointmug. The type of joint you roll when you first start out rolling. It’s called a whale joint because it’s fat as hell in the middle and skinny on both ends like a whale
by Joint Roller 04’ November 16, 2017
Get the Whale Jointmug. A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?
Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.
King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.
King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
by 72K Gold May 14, 2021
Get the Jessie Jointmug. 1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
by Millz G June 26, 2016
Get the Holy Jointmug. When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!
(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
by AubChapo October 6, 2016
Get the Joint Washingtonmug. A marijuana cigarette (or joint) rolled to form a cross. This is also known as a crossroads, or a cross joint.
The movie "Pineapple Express" starring Seth Rogen and James Franco has a good example of the cruciform joint.
"hey buddy, wanna help me light this cruciform?"
"hey buddy, wanna help me light this cruciform?"
by The Wandering Sage April 6, 2014
Get the cruciform jointmug. To roll multiple marijuana joints and to attach, join, and splice them together to make shapes and sculptures.
Remember that cross-joint from Pineapple Express? We made a trident, a tree, and a scorpion. This is a new art form called Compound Jointing.
by stoned_stoner January 12, 2012
Get the Compound Jointingmug.