A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.
by HooveringHoover January 9, 2012

we look at her in the halls and go damn Riley Hoover and then she looks and runs away like a dumb bitch
by Dumb friend November 29, 2019

Someone who sucks up all the fun from a situation. Buzz Killington Captain Bringdown and The Buzzkills
by elbraqo75 November 23, 2018

A: “ I have a Hoover Queen of a maid.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”
by TreacleJC April 11, 2019

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself
by Jessdirty April 20, 2021
