by cardscub April 13, 2010
Get the crab buffetmug. Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.
-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007
Get the crab ranchermug. by ratdad67 February 12, 2019
Get the Crab Hourmug. by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 14, 2019
Get the The krusty crabmug. by Dr.JT February 23, 2011
Get the Crab Stepmug. by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017
Get the twisted crabmug. When one turns their sexual partner vertical and proceeds to hammer her much like a jack hammer repeatedly until sexual Orgasm is achieved
by JHigity December 5, 2019
Get the Crab Hammermug.