by zerdith May 9, 2006
Get the butt acnemug. by havalaf October 9, 2009
Get the smurf buttmug. A PG-rated version of WTF, or what the fuck, which can be abbreviated in a similar fashion as: "WTB."
NOTE: "what the butt" / WTB carries an alternate definition by the simple insertion of a comma, as in: "What, the butt?!" Or, "What, the booty?!" The initialized version is universally accepted as a code phrase to express, "Are you signaling me to look at that stranger's rear end?"
NOTE: "what the butt" / WTB carries an alternate definition by the simple insertion of a comma, as in: "What, the butt?!" Or, "What, the booty?!" The initialized version is universally accepted as a code phrase to express, "Are you signaling me to look at that stranger's rear end?"
Another driver steals your parking space. Teeth clinched, you mutter: "WTB?!"
At the Grand Canyon, you accidentally step from the rim and into the abyss. As you're falling to your death, you scream, "What the butt?!"
Your favorite anti-antiperspirant is sold-out. With a sigh, you say, "What the butt?!" to yourself.
And for the ALTERNATE version: While walking through the mall, your buddy elbows you, then nods his head toward a woman walking just ahead. She has funky hair, but also an ass that is larger-than-life. You ask your friend, "WTB?" to mean, "What, the butt?" just to be sure he's not referring to the hair-do.
At the Grand Canyon, you accidentally step from the rim and into the abyss. As you're falling to your death, you scream, "What the butt?!"
Your favorite anti-antiperspirant is sold-out. With a sigh, you say, "What the butt?!" to yourself.
And for the ALTERNATE version: While walking through the mall, your buddy elbows you, then nods his head toward a woman walking just ahead. She has funky hair, but also an ass that is larger-than-life. You ask your friend, "WTB?" to mean, "What, the butt?" just to be sure he's not referring to the hair-do.
by Scary Myra July 9, 2011
Get the what the buttmug. Blunt force trauma resulting from someone's ass plummeting towards the target at high velocity. The impact is usually devastating and potentially life-threatening.
You think butt stomp sounds gay? Well, you won't think so with my ass flying into your ribs at Mach 2!
by GrandPooba1024 October 10, 2008
Get the butt stompmug. Awe, shit, I just went into that porta-potty and some jerk left a humongus butt dragon right next to the seat.
by pakedaddy January 1, 2008
Get the butt dragonmug. A man on man sexual act committed by one typically wearing bedazzled jeans and frosted tips involving another usually wearing an affliction shirt laying on his back flat with his boner turned on. The self claiming "cuck liberal" hovers over the soy guzzling liberals cock and eventually clinches onto his floppy fuck stick trying to lift him off the ground with pure strength of anus. Usually committed in such places as new York, San Francisco and scottsdale.
Guy 1- where's the men's bathroom At?
Guy 2- you don't want to know, there's a butt tug marathon and you can't handle it.
Guy 2- you don't want to know, there's a butt tug marathon and you can't handle it.
by No name nixon February 12, 2018
Get the Butt Tugmug. The gelatinous, viscous, amalgamation of diarrhea and usually seminal fluid that drips from the anal orifice down to the catholic schoolgirl knee-socks after a romping good round of buttsex.
Teacher: What is 3+3?
Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
by Barnaby J. August 6, 2008
Get the butt fluidmug.