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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun
Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.
Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!
by Ikickcats September 27, 2022
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hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane
Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof
by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011
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tins

tins or tin, is an Australian slang word for spray paint commonly used in parts of Australia such as melbourne
Nathan: oi Jodeci wanna go rack some tins?
Jodeci: fuck yeaaa
by Iaminfectedwithaids May 30, 2018
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Cat on a hot tin roof

When it slips out and goes in the other hole. She then jumps off quick as a cat in a hot tin roof.
We tried cat on a hot tin roof last night.
by Mackster.Yo May 2, 2025
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TIN MINING DAY

Tin mining day (stylized as TIN MINING DAY) is a holiday annually taking place on July 17th created by an indie game dev called The Unlucky Dev (or Kid Unlucky) online. Everybody collectively performs an action related to tin. It doesn't necessarily have to be mining tin, but you could use a tin can, make something out of tin foil, even just thinking about it is fine. It is the day to acknowledge the existence of tin and the god of tin, Huptan.
Ay, bro, I'm thinking about tin for TIN MINING DAY.
by Numberline July 20, 2024
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Tin Man

A sexual process involving wrapping your entire body (or certain sections thereof) with aluminum foil in order to collect all sexual body fluids. The crinkling sound created or released by the aluminum foil during erotic acts enhance the fornicatory experience. The Tin Man is only sexually complete after one uses said tin foil, with the fluids contained therein, to baste food overnight and then eat it in public for lunch the following day. It must be lunch (and not brunch, motherfucker), but the public need not know the full contents of the foil.

Basic bitches and cardboard cutouts are the most devoted practitioners of the Tin Man.
Did you Tin Man the fuck out of him/her?

I'm havin' some Tin Man for lunch right now!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how Tin Man is your lunch?

You wouldn't believe my luck last night; I found some cardboard to Tin Man all night long! {Takes bite of juicy sandwich}
by seltian January 18, 2017
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