by T (Rose) November 14, 2018
Get the Alt Tuck mug.When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.
Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
Get the Missionary Tuck mug.When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.
By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.
2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
by lunatic7 February 9, 2012
Get the swoop and tuck mug.While wearing a belt, tucking a shirt in only behind the belt buckle and leaving the shirt hanging out everywhere else.
PERSON ONE: What's with all those guys sporting the collegiate tuck?
PERSON TWO: Maybe they're just too lazy to finish tucking in their shirts.
PERSON THREE: Or they just want to show off their superfly belt.
PERSON TWO: Maybe they're just too lazy to finish tucking in their shirts.
PERSON THREE: Or they just want to show off their superfly belt.
by phideltordie June 16, 2011
Get the collegiate tuck mug.The excuse someone gives when they get caught masturbating in the bathroom of their office building.
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