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Alt Tuck

by T (Rose) November 14, 2018
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Missionary Tuck

When you are banging her hard missionary position and she reaches around, pulls up your floppy scrotum and stuffs your balls deep into your ass crack.
Rachel gave me the missionary tuck last night. It felt great till i busted my nut and tensed my ass checks. Almost cut my damn nuts off.
by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019
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swoop and tuck

When you have a raging boner in a very awkward situation, this is the most effective maneuver to hide your stiffy. Simply swoop the shaft to the side and then tuck it up. Poof, no boner.

This can be used in many situations and is nearly foolproof.

By fat the most effective of the boner hiding techniques.
1. Bro 1: Dude I got a raging boner in front of Jenny the other day
Bro 2: Did she see it?
Bro 1: Nah, I pulled off the swoop and tuck beautifully.
Bro 2: You are a fucking legend.

2. Douche: The swoop and tuck was really hard to pull off today since I was wearing skin tight jeans.
Bro: Shut up, you pantsy.
by lunatic7 February 9, 2012
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collegiate tuck

While wearing a belt, tucking a shirt in only behind the belt buckle and leaving the shirt hanging out everywhere else.
PERSON ONE: What's with all those guys sporting the collegiate tuck?

PERSON TWO: Maybe they're just too lazy to finish tucking in their shirts.
PERSON THREE: Or they just want to show off their superfly belt.
by phideltordie June 16, 2011
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military tuck

The excuse someone gives when they get caught masturbating in the bathroom of their office building.
No, no I was just giving myself a military tuck.
by Security Steve December 14, 2010
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Friar Tuck

The action of tucking your boner into the waist band of your pants.
I was in public when you sent me that pic, I had to Friar Tuck it!
by Friar Tucker December 7, 2012
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Tuck Frump

A way of saying fuck Trump when you wanna emphasize how fucked up and warped his policies are.
Tuck Frump, he just made a new loophole in the tax system.
by notyouraverageposteryaknow February 1, 2017
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