Comp surfer

Comp surfer
One who rides the ups and downs of business claiming injury throughout their career. One who is protected from
lay offs or termination because of workers comp.
AKA a crap weasel or goverment bitch (or dick)
Shelly can't be laid off, she is a comp surfer.
Shelly suffers from testicularnovaginus and cannot be fired
because of comp surfer laws.
by Cal Montana September 14, 2011
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The Surfer

Man lying on his back on the bed, woman standing on his belly, balancing on one foot white giving a footjob and pretend to be surfing
The Surfer given up to 110% more feeling and amudement than ant other sex position. Invented by Morten and Gunnar
by TheSurferFounder August 14, 2017
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The Surfer

When a man points out both his thumb and pinkie finger out, inserts his thumb into a women's vagina and starts to rapidly shake his hand.
Person 1: "I performed The Surfer on my girlfriend last night"
Person 2: "Gnarly dude"
by Jesher23 November 15, 2021
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indie-surfer

A person that is edgy with a laid back, unrestrained outlook on his beliefs, looks like a surfer but has an indie outlook.. The combination of both.∆¶°°
He has an indie-surfer vibe.. He's pretty cool.
by cdawc February 25, 2015
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Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.
Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!
by Ratskrad December 30, 2021
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