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The Stoned Age

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.
"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."
by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019
mugGet the The Stoned Agemug.

stone up

To find some courage.
Dude, quit being a pussy. Just stone up and do it!
by Table 14 Seat 6 June 6, 2018
mugGet the stone upmug.

roghetto stone

A device or link for suburban white people to urban/street culture; a connection which provides street <cred>
Dr Dre was Eminem's roghetto stone.

"Dude knows nuthin about slang, without urban dictionary as his roghetto stone he's totally clueless
by agman2 March 22, 2009
mugGet the roghetto stonemug.

Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.
"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.
by stevegek November 8, 2022
mugGet the Stoned as a shrimpmug.

stone joint

From the fable "stone soup".

When someone wants to roll a joint but doesn't possess any of the necessary ingredients (rolling papers, tobacco, cannabis) themselves and attempts to procure them from others, esp. each from a different person, with the promise of a share of the resulting joint.

A common occurrence at music festivals.
Mary said her stone joint would be even nicer if I put some of my hash in it.
by esquilax January 17, 2008
mugGet the stone jointmug.

The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.
"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"
by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015
mugGet the The Stoned Rangermug.

the stone age

when you're too blown to know you're in the 21st century.
Seth Rogen went to tokyo and woke up in the stone age.
by barlazuz November 17, 2016
mugGet the the stone agemug.

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