Sephora Stanley preppy

An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.

*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?

Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*

Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒

by divine 🤠 July 15, 2024

Stanley

A dump near Consett well known for druggys, alcoholics, and people stealing your car doors and your shoelaces

Stanley = shit hole

by Bitch lasagnaa March 30, 2019

Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th

Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.

“You’re built like Charles Stanley Johnson the 4th”

by sigmamama January 10, 2025

jonathan stanley

a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.

lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch

dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley

by trensetter1628183 April 21, 2023

Stanley Matthew Todd

A man that everyone should honor for his service in the U.S Army but perished in a house fire.

My dad was Stanley Matthew Todd

by nitrotypewinner2018 February 25, 2018

Stanley

Stanley is so hot year 7 HDHS

Stanley

by Husband long of October 5, 2022

Stanley

Stanley is one of the most caring and respectful people you will ever meet. He is tall and has dark hair. He loves his family and would do everything to protect them. He is selfless and love to play the guitar. He has a creative side but keeps it hidden with his busy schedule. If you ever meet a Stanley be sure to become friends he is the life of the party in the best way, and if you ever get the chance to date him don’t let him go! He is unique and special in so many ways!

Are you friends with Stanley?

Yeah! He’s the coolest!

by Peace Lilly November 22, 2021