When your room mate is in the bathroom and you are forced to shit in a plastic bag and then sneak outside to dispose of the evidence.
by Findingchemo July 02, 2019
by Lotto Croteau March 16, 2023
by chrognac March 20, 2014
An insult used to describe a person who has had so much anal sex that they now shit in the shape of a larg gord (i.e. a pumpkin)
“I was minding my own business driving to work when this pumpkin shitter cut me off and made me spill my coffee.”
by Pumpkin shitter January 28, 2019
by Spyder_78 March 12, 2016
The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.
Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"
Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"
by JonChad15 April 15, 2021
A Two-Shitter is someone who constantly one ups you on everything you say or do, usually being dishonest just to make themselves feel better or belittle you.
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
Name comes from the small example, "I took one shit, he took two shits"
"Man, Bob has been such a two-shitter lately. I can't say anything without him trying to prove he's better"
by KillTheJoy February 07, 2019