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shelf item

When you acquire info that conflicts with your integrity, but don’t want to leave the cult, so you put it on your “shelf” to worry about later. As you start adding more shelf items until it ultimately collapses, then you decide to just “fuck it” and leave the cult.
How the Church treats women was a major shelf item for me. Their treatment of LGBT individuals caused my shelf to break.
by DickButtRiddick February 14, 2024
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hobo shelf

The crook in your wrist made when you flex your thumb. It allows for a secure place for crack-heads and whack ass bitches to do a line on the fly.
Ellee: Aye you want a line?
Richard: Yeah but I'm not doing one of your crusty butt cheeks, I just take it off the hobo shelf.
by Couldn't Think of a Pseudonym February 24, 2020
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The Belt On The Shelf

A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.

Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.

A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
" New England Mother's Need Only One Babysitter, The Belt On The Shelf. "
by Four Horsemen Studio April 6, 2016
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top shelf

Wen a brudda kills da leada of nodda rival gang, hes on da top shailf
Da*n look at dat, hes on da top shelf
by Jinsengsta June 30, 2004
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crumb shelf

Cleavage that is particularly notorious for picking up crumbs. This often happens if you wear open tops, or have a larger shelf to work with.
Jodie checked her bra only to find half of that oreo she lost earlierthanks, crumb shelf!
by ogmack122 June 29, 2017
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Mom shelf

The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck
Ugh, I can’t wear that dress you can totally see my mom shelf.
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Self-Shelf

When you put a dildo on a shelf and then open and close it over and over again to fuck your own ass
"What were you doing last night?"
"Self-Shelf"
"Aw Peter, that's nasty"
by ShinyBauble618 December 28, 2023
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