Baby Seal

Underage girl.

No baby seals allowed.

by That One Joe August 28, 2011

minge seal

allternative term for vaginal juices left on ones lips after performing cunnilingus

wipe that minge seal off your lips before you kiss me

by duff miver January 28, 2006

SEAL hunting

1) Refers to the annual hunting of Harp Seals, which takes place in the Canadian arctic.

2) The process by which US special forces enter a country and strike at their enemies.

A- Hear what happened in Somalia the other day? SEAL Team VI killed a buch of pirates and saved a US and a Dutch citizen.

B- SEAL hunting at its finest.

by ASSET12 March 4, 2012

Seal clap

~Noun: When a fat woman claps her two granny arms together, primarily at a beach or other oceanic themed location. seal clapping is often accompanied by the "Arr" type sound of a seal.

~Verb: 'doing the seal' is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. This can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.

~Noun: "Dude, she so fat, look at that seal!"

~Verb: "Come on, let's do the seal clap"

by Seal lover June 16, 2013

seal clubbing

To go out to a rave with any creature of the suborder "Pinniped".

So a seal walked into a club...

I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.

Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.

by DJ Ethos November 9, 2008

wet seal

Awesome. Store. Shopping. Fun. preppy...I think not! Gooooooo Wet Seal!

I went to the mall and bought this tres cute skirt at wet seal! Yay!

by Farrah March 1, 2004

Seal clubbing

The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her

RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "

by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016