butt patch

Sticky surface. Used to keep the cheeks in place.
Daniel's cheeks were sore after he wore is butt patch
by ButtsRus March 26, 2015
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Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.
by Dicktation December 12, 2018
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Gravel Patch

A stoney area for a Gubby to play
Look at boyo playing in his gravel patch
by Si.83 May 29, 2022
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crack patch

the fuzzy patch of hair right above a guy's butt crack, usually triangular in shape. Unfortunately, some girls have it too. Some guys will manscape this area and shave it. Others prefer to keep it au naturel.
When Jim bent over to pick up the bowling ball, Sally was disgusted at the sight of his crack patch.
by chillerlingo January 07, 2012
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Dandelion Patch

There are times when you're entering your partner from behind at which time she makes shat upon your curlies....at that time you both have entered the dandelion patch.
Bob: "you and Bertha were trashed last night" Steve: "You've got no idea....I was biting her back and she dropped me a fucking dandelion patch"
by Stank Deek June 02, 2013
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road patch

To perform oral sex on a female driver while she is driving.
My boyfriend gave me great road patch last night while I was driving home.
by TJP64 May 18, 2016
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Patches Ito

Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw

He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.

This was written by an idiot.
Person 1: Patches ito is hot
Person 2: he will fucking kill you
by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022
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