postman pat

kids tv show

postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat. testicals went flying all the kids are cheering

by mysticphinox66 March 04, 2019

pat e

1. to take a fat L
2. to be bad at a game; a bot
3. to masturbate

1. make you really took a pat e just now
2. what a pat e smh
3. have you patted ur e today?

by aramdana April 27, 2019

pat bonner

a euphemism for male masturbation (alt. of 'pat the boner')

Okay, man, g2g, i'm gonna pat the bonner some and then get some sleep.

by Jesus Hitler Christ April 30, 2004

Man Pat

The act of a man slapping another man on the butt.

Good Job out there! *Slaps ass(Man Pat)*

by Sikai Xiao February 26, 2009

pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 09, 2003

Pat McAfee

The baddest motherfucker on this earth. Kicks balls and skulls and makes NXT Undisputed Era look like a bunch of stooges. Pat's yinzer blood allows him to drink copious amounts of alcohol and smoke a lot of vitamins. Keep your eyes peeled for when he swings his massive HAMMER DAHN!!!

Pat McAfee then kicked that stooge Adam Cole in his chin so hard that Adam's soul left his body, not wanting to be associated with such a bitchass loser.

Pat McAfee's dominance has been witnessed by millions... AND MILLIONS!!!

by Shamaster78 December 04, 2020

pallet pat

one who drinks too much in a short amount of time and bothers bitches and acts like a pussy. Then pukes for 2 hours and passes out.

that kid is pallet patting right now, he wont leave lynnsey alone! Oh man he's puking his guts out.

by J Willy May 18, 2004