A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.
Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"
Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."
Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."
by z4//////1 December 06, 2022
Oh man im dying for a bit of packet. Better go and see Whitemed he is the packet merchant round here.
by Lapmeister March 24, 2023
Someone who's happy when you're miserable and who survives by peddling you news or junk that makes you even more miserable and depressed
by Sexydimma October 04, 2024
by Stacy1221 May 17, 2019
Amaanah Merchant is the best friend a girl could EVER have! She is awesome! She is sometimes shy but has a really bubbly and fun personality. She will be your friend through thick and thin, no matter what you two go through. She is beautiful, funny, caring, adorable, and AWESOME! She will be the one person with who you can still be weird within the changing world. She won't care about who you are on the outside, the inside is all that matters to her. She is the best friend ANYONE could ever have.
by emma+macey4evr March 08, 2021
Someone who can only dunk. Can't do anything else, JUST DUNK.
Has no shooting, Unfixable Jumpshot and Negative handles
Has no shooting, Unfixable Jumpshot and Negative handles
by yoMeelo September 06, 2022
A Mackenzie Merchant is someone who's selfish and doesn't care about others in their life and use people just so they can be happy without caring about anyone else's feelings.
by IkWhoYouAre March 12, 2017