Monkey mustard

A liquid/solid mix of feces left in your underwear after sharting.
(Farts): I think I left a little monkey mustard down there.
by A_2_spooky_sloth January 23, 2017
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mustard bomb

A sock filled with a pint of mustard; commonly used for beating the puss.
Man I just mustard bombed the fuck out of my girlfriends puss.
by t-munch August 16, 2003
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mustard shirt

a shirt that looks like diaharea mustard yes i cant spell
in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass
by ivannahumpalot April 14, 2004
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Colonel Mustard

An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.
Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.
by Jonah Blue October 29, 2007
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White Mustard

For those who do not like mayonnaise , it is a form of tricking them into eating mayo because it is indeed mayo.
IS this mayo? No it is White Mustard.
by Brian Mcpherrin May 29, 2007
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bowl mustard

The dark colored stains left on the toilet bowl after a slimy poo.
I ate way to much chili and left some kicking bowl mustard in the John.
by Turd lover October 22, 2003
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cowboy mustard

When Youre fucking another man in the ass, Pull your dick out and spit on it so the poo and spit substance turns into a mustard.
by Zdurocher January 09, 2017
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