ya mum

a way of paying out someone and their mother. good phrase if you have a bad vocab.

Augustus: What are you doing up so late brother?
Bartholumew: Ya mum.

by Maddizzle May 26, 2004

ur mum

stupid insult used by dumass stoner townies when challenged by anyone

<cool person 1>"look at that dumass townie"
<cool person 2>"yeah what a kev"
<cool people> "OI UNTZ!"
<townie> Yeah i did ur mum last night she was well fat and crap.
<cool people> oh arnt we original
<townie> aaaaha ur mum

by schmuckman January 8, 2005

your mum

An insult used by townies and rejects, their mother is usually an alcoholic on crack and addicted to cough drops.

Person 1. You faggot!
Person 2. Err...Umm...Well, your mum!

by Hado-Ken July 13, 2004

Mums on the menu

Your mums on the menu

“Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”

“Yeah he’s crying”

by AlexRobertsonIsClapped March 17, 2021

mum bummer

The act of being overly nice and polite to the parents of friends/acquaintances, especially mothers, when you are in fact brash and filthy around your peers.

See also: dad spooner, granny grinder

We needed to leave but Kevin was busy being a mum bummer and we got there ten minutes late.

I'm wasn't mum bumming, she was just asking me all these questions.

by barkbat October 22, 2009

ur/mum

neo pronouns of a closeted pan sexual and transgender man that may also be cringe some of they might go by mumself or mumit

example #1

“hey ur hru”
“hey it’s mums”
example #2

“i go by the pronouns ur/mum or mumself/mummit”
“oh so you like wearing furry cosplay and eat the droppings (poop) of ur dominant significant other

by factsman2629 August 17, 2021

mum drag

When your girlfriend had small children and she holds your hand crossing the road, dragging you with her, like she does with them

Was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she 'mum dragged' me across the road at the crossing - I'm 46!!

by RugbyChris February 6, 2017