by Blenderhead91 April 04, 2009
by Kyle September 18, 2004
Wound sustained while extremely drunk. Refers to Thor who hits you with his hammer when youre not looking.
by peterbrendanaaronevan May 06, 2007
A situation in which an individual feels matter move extremely fast through his or her lower intestines with a loud gurgling sound. The signal implies that the individual has less than 2 minutes to find a toilet or else he or she will shit their paints in an explosive manner.
I just felt the hammer drop. If I don’t shred some porcelain now, I’m going to mess my pants!
Did you hear my hammer drop? It looks like have to run. It is time to paint the back of the toilet bowl!
Did you hear my hammer drop? It looks like have to run. It is time to paint the back of the toilet bowl!
by Francois1980 February 27, 2009
by .sucram. March 24, 2016
When a male starts masturbating without an erection, much like playing with a watersnake. Upon arousal, he then uses a hammer to beat the erection back to a flaccid state. These steps are repeated until bleeding and ejaculation occur simultaneously.
It's Watersnake and Hammer Time!!
by TiNy March 22, 2008
The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!
"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"
by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009