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Wet grandma

The action of spitting on your hand and either smacking or fingering a grandma
“Hey can I give you the wet grandma. ;)”
by No kool April 16, 2021
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Grandma's Soup

A bowl of what ever you can find in the bathroom, outside, your pants, a high school locker room (Both Genders), your back yard, behind the fridge, at the bottom of the toaster, your stomach, any trash can you see, and the leftovers of the New Zealand Lava Lamp. Throw it in the blender, turn to high, throw it in the oven and turn it to 650 degrees, let it cook for 45 minutes, and enjoy!!! <3
Jack:I tricked that faggot into eating Grandma's Soup for 50 cents! what a retard
Blake:You are a bad person you know that...
Jack:I know...wow I'm a faggot..............
by Shrek Is Love and Life January 4, 2016
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making grandma

My wife and I caught my uncle making grandma in the bushes at our wedding. He said he was planning a breathtaking gift but this wasn't what I had in mind!
by Philonoesis July 31, 2023
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Alchie-grandma

An alcoholic grandmother or an older woman who drinks excessively.
Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.

Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!

Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.
by Himbo Licious October 21, 2008
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Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian
Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
by anonymous July 18, 2021
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Sloppy Grandma

It is when you get a blowjob from an old woman without teeth
"hey dude i got a sloppy grandma from mikes grandma last nigt"
"damn bro what the hell"
by nletsgo12 November 30, 2021
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