Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising

You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.

by headofcurtis November 3, 2022

CURTIS

A black ass nigga that u cant see in the night and is big asf

John: Hey you know Curtis
Greg: isn't he that big black ass nigga
John: yeah him I heard he turns into a Ninja as t night

by J2DROPEMOFF June 5, 2022

Curtis

Curtis is such a hot sexy tall handsome guy with a huge dick. He's sooooooooooooo amazing

CURTIS IS SO HOT

by Ongitsbee January 27, 2024

Curtis

A man so good at fortnite even ninja bows down to him

Omg he's curtis

by The coolest thing July 13, 2019

Curtis

The nigga that just genuinely gets hoes without trying. Curtis the type of nigga to steal anybody girl with the swiftness, nobody’s girl can escape him, and I mean nobody

DAMN CURTIS JUST TOOK MY GIRL AGAIN

by Aviyon May 20, 2025

Dirty Curtis

If there are 3 people at a function one of them sticks a pole up his butt and the other end stuck in the other ones butt and you play limbo with it

At the party we did a Dirty Curtis

by Downsyndromatic March 29, 2024

Curtis

Generally used towards short people who rival lord of the ring dwarves in height

He’s so short he must be named Curtis

by Bunbran August 4, 2023