crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards

After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug

by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014

rug pilled

Being suspicious of all crypto currency trading sites, and keeping their coins in a private key offline under their rug

Ellen: Did you keep all your doge on cryptsy?
Carl: Yeah, unfortunately because I wasn't rug pilled

by urban dolphin August 16, 2021

russian rug

The most intense, fire spitting, diss track dropping rap God to ever be apart of our ever growing universe, otherwise known as jesus Christ

Austin: "Bro did you hear Russian rug last night?"
Daniel: "yea man he spit straight fire"

by Memstar April 15, 2017

faze rug

Faze Rug is a youtuber who has gained over 24 million subscribers. He is known for his funny pranks, vlogs, challenges, and most importantly, his gaming videos

Joe: “you know that guy Faze Rug?”
Me: “He’s the one who did the coke prank on his mom right?”
Joe: “Yeah that’s him”

by rustableryme August 30, 2023

trunk rug

(noun) The hair on your butt.

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."

by doctorgroove August 25, 2016

throw rug

a chick that is a real dirty slut with out a good figure

Man that girl is flat and dirty. You could lay her down anywhere....she's a real throw rug.

by jotthedot June 1, 2006

rug muncher

A woman who licks bush. The most famous of them all is Rikki Smith.

Hey, isn't that Rikki the rug muncher?

by Bush Bobber April 23, 2003