Danger Tennis

Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

champion

"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush

by stinky fuzz May 08, 2009

The Dangerous Raul

A seaslug native to germany soviet russia europe china town that jumps in ones car and drives away.

Holy shit bro a "The dangerous Raul" jumped in your car and drived away.

by Your moms vagina FUCK YOUUUU March 16, 2010

Danger Shag

Danger shag.....Basically you get a bird in bed (prefrably of the african/african american sort) and you go to her house and proceed with natures intention of pile driving making as MUCH noise as possible while the father's downstairs.....when you're close to the end of your stamina bar you shout said fathers name and have to finish and tidy yourself and the surroundings up before the behemoth makes it upstairs and (pardon my french) fucks you up from the inside out

I had a Danger shag the other day but i got caught and her dad snapped my dick off

by ApprenticedEmporor October 27, 2010

Dangerous dave

A person that is the best at everything. Even activities that he hasn't heard, contemplated, or dreamed about.

"Oi Dave, who's the best at base jumping?"
"Dangerous Dave"
"Oi Dave, who's the best tsunami wave surfer?"
"Dangerous Dave"

by duckfucksuck February 14, 2009

nae danger

Scottish term used to express disregard and/or little significance of subject. Derived from acclaimed comedy Chewin' the Fat.

Abbreviations: "Nae Dang" " N.D"

" Nae danger Big man"

by Skanilisation May 14, 2009

Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

by Bob March 15, 2005

Danger Zone

The last pockets of gas in the colon before the creamy goodness emerges from the stinkhole.

Man, we gotta pull over that last fart was in the danger zone.

by Prince Albert the Third October 24, 2008