spilt tea

you just got told some extreme topic or someone is being shady about another

amaya just spilt tea about her ex

by Azal August 21, 2018

Tea tar

When you steep a cup or pot of tea for way too long and the water turns very acidic with an opaque dark brown color resembling tar.

I forgot to take the tea out of the infuser after a few days... when I finally got around to it, I had at least 1 pint of tea tar...

by airplanelover12 May 5, 2020

Poop Tea

The remedy needed to unload the holiday logs(s). A speacial tea designed to clean out your pipes.

Greg: "Darce, you should seen the size of the load that come out of me!"
Darce: "Wow, are you ok?"
Greg: "Yea, it was a simple 5 flusher. Poop Tea everytime!"
Darce: "Gotta get me some..."

by DarbyCrash December 29, 2011

turd tea

Diarrhea. The liquefied form of human feces that turns the water all doo doo brown.

When i got up off of the toilet from peeing out of my butt, it looked like a bowl of turd tea.

by Gramma Plopwell February 13, 2008

Oh, tea?

An alternate meaning of tea in which it means “oh really” or “are you serious”

James: Jenny broke her arm doing a flip
Henry: Oh, tea???

by Thatscalm July 30, 2019

mouth tea

A sexual term describing the result of tea bagging. The act of dipping ones balls in another's mouth for 2-4 minutes.

Last night when Tracey was sleeping Dustin dipped his balls in her mouth and made some mouth tea. It was fantastic!!

by Mrdusty sac August 27, 2017

Cannibal Tea

Consumption of water, or other liquids in which a dead human has been soaking or saturating within.

Hotel residents of Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles brushing teeth, and drinking hotel water or "cannibal tea," which originated from a water supply in which a dead woman was decomposing in.

by Iwishiwasagiraffe February 21, 2013