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Jewish Kid

Hey look at the kid getting beat up, i'm going to help him. oh wait he is a Jewish Kid
by #christian April 1, 2019
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jewish hooker

jewish hooker means a girl with a longg nose. and is as tall as big bird jr. and walks the street hoping that someone will pick them up so they can get paid. they all look alike (big bird sr. and big bird jr.) all jewish hookers look the same. most men love jewish hookers.
jewish hookers is someone who looks like a big bird with a long nose, brown eyes and long hair like a hippy. they love there sex.
by adlkjalejfedfa October 22, 2006
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jewish skills

Usually used by my friends in ATL to mean bad at sports, usually at Basketball. For example:
You just missed two layups. You've really got some Jewish skills.
by David January 15, 2005
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jewish marathon

Ben" I could go for a good jewish marathon"
by Andy Lama November 13, 2010
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jewish fortune

The act of nutting on a woman’s nose
Yea I gave my girlfriend a huge Jewish Fortune the other day
by Everything_been_deleted May 25, 2018
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Jewish Lease

When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.
You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.

Oy vey what a Jewish lease!
by XxMassiveSavingsxX November 14, 2015
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Jewish Nightcap

The foreskin of a jew.
BRO LETS DOCK IN THE JEWISH NIGHTCAP
by Junsta August 20, 2010
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