pitching two tents

The act of going camping and then performing sexual acts. In this way, it is virtually guaranteed that pitching two tents will occur; one for shelter, and the other for pleasure.

Allison and her boyfriend are going camping next weekend... I have a feeling they'll be pitching two tents.

by Andrew Kaiser August 3, 2007

persian heat tent

While your lover is giving you fellatio or cunnilingus; surprise them with a fart; make sure they fully enjoy the experience by pulling the sheets over your heads creating a persian heat tent.

Being the jokester i am, one day my ex was doing some of her best work when i decieded to surprise her so i pulled the sheets over her head. having said that story persian royals where amongst the first cultures to indulge themselvs in steam rooms which were extremly stank. thus a persian heat tent

by Donnie Leonard April 17, 2008

Packing up the tent

To lose an erection.

I was all hot for that chick but then I saw her making out with the keg nozzle so I'm packing up the tent.

by DPMistress March 21, 2009

Vermont tent heater

When you’re camping with a buddy, and you push your cots together for warmth, and he breaks your behymen.

Bro it’s getting cold out, let’s set up a Vermont tent heater.

by Haulinballs June 12, 2019

Jerk off tent

A place to go,and be alone,or to masturbate.

Dan said he had to poop,but i think he went to the jerk off tent.

I am going to the jerk off tent to be alone.
Wheres that?
The garage.

by Arab Beezy June 4, 2017

Achilles in his tent

When a big member of anything refuses to work because of some petty dispute.

Achilles during the Trojan War, in the Illiad:
Agamemnon: BlahblahblahI'm king blahblahblah.
Achilles: Oh my Zeus shut up! *skulks off to tent*
Greeks:*die horribly*

"Jill and Jack couldn't agree on what color was the best, so Jill refused to participate in the PFD. What an Achilles in his tent!"

by Eurylochus November 8, 2009

outside my tent

A commom phrase often used to describe oneself as completely intoxicated on various illegal substances. An alternative to the commonly used "off my mash". A phrase quite often associated with the pilled-cained stage of an evening. Originates from Leeds festival 2003.

"im too fucked to think of an example, im outside my tent!"

by badger crew April 29, 2006